What the Truck? CB Lingo Decoded
By Diane Tait
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If you’ve ever taken the time to listen to truckers
conversing with one another on CB radio, you might think you’d entered a
foreign country. That’s because CB lingo
is as cryptic to the uninitiated as Greek would be to most Americans. Even worse, while many of the words spoken on
radio by the typical trucker might be readily recognizable, the meaning of
those words is anything but to all save other truckers. So, if you don’t know an Alligator from a Wiggle Wagon, I thought I’d take the time to clue you into the ABC’s of
CB radio lingo.
While an Alligator
might seem like a pretty common sight in the Sunshine State, when a trucker
mentions seeing one, he or she isn’t referring to a reptile, but rather to the scaly
remnants of a shredded truck tire lying on the road.
When a trucker mentions an Angry Kangaroo, don’t expect to find an escaped marsupial hopping
down the road. Keep an eye open for a
truck with one headlight out.
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Likewise, the mention of a bear by a trucker is code
for the highway patrol where the term Bear
Den is used to point out their headquarters, and a Bear in the Air is warning of a helicopter or light plane used to
spot speeders. (Another designation for
a police helicopter is a Flying Doughnut.) Bear
Bait lets other truckers in the area know that a speeder is on the
road. A Bear Trap is another way to alert truckers of a speed trap. While disco is dead when it comes to the
music scene, if you hear a trucker announces a Bear Doing Disco, you’d better keep your eyes peeled for a police
car racing down the highway with its lights and siren going full tilt.
While everyone knows of the Blue Light Special used at Kmart to announce a flash sale, when a
trucker announces one it’s to warn other truckers of a police car idling with
its blue strobe lights flashing.
Boy
Scouts are highway patrol, while County Mounties warn of local police patrols.
While the Bunny Hop might be a popular dance step,
when truckers report a Bunny Hopper,
what is being conveyed is the sighting of a vehicle that frequently changes lanes.
If you hear a trucker mention a Buster Brown, don’t think shoes, think of the brown box of a van
that UPS uses to make deliveries.
A Cashbox is
how truckers refer to an armored car.
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While Checkpoint
Charlie used to denote the final US Army post separating East and West
Berlin, to truckers it designates a random stop typically manned by local
police to check drivers for sobriety.
A Chicken Coop
has nothing to do with poultry. It’s the
way truckers refer to the weigh stations they are required to frequent.
While to you a Cornflake
is breakfast cereal, to a trucker it’s used to denote a Consolidated Freightways
truck.
If you hear a trucker talking about a Dragon Wagon,
don’t expect to see a fire-breathing reptile.
Look for a tow truck trundling down the road.
When you hear a trucker say, “They dropped it off the shoulder,” expect to
see a vehicle that has run off the road ahead.
While Evel Knievel
was once a motorcycle daredevil, to truckers the moniker designates any
motorcycle cop.
If you’ll recall the 1970’s Telly Savalas detective
show, you’ll appreciate that a Kojak
with a Kodak denotes a cop with a radar gun trolling for speeders.
A K-Whopper
is how truckers refer to Kenworth tractors.
Meat
Wagons designate ambulances in CB-Speak.
While everyone is familiar with Miss Piggy of the
Muppets, when a trucker announces he’s spotted Miss Piggy, he’s telling other truckers that a female cop is
lurking somewhere nearby.
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While the majority of the public denotes a
nightcrawler as a popular fishing bait, when truckers mention Nightcrawlers, they are warning fellow
truckers of numerous squad cars lurking nearby.
Papa
Bear
warns of a cop who’s eavesdropping on CB chatter.
While the FBI regards a paperhanger as a con artist
who plies his trade by writing bad checks, when a trucker mentions a Paperhanger you can rest assured that
somewhere nearby is a policeman standing by the side of the road writing a
ticket.
To a trucker, a Parking
Lot isn’t a place to pull over for the night. It’s CB for a traffic jam that has brought
all traffic to a halt.
When you hear a trucker mention a Plain White Wrapper, rest assured that an unmarked police car is
trolling for speeders. Another way to
denote an unmarked car is to radio about a Fox
in the hen house.
A Rolling Roadblock
is used to warn other truckers construction vehicles moving slowly down the
highway. A Rolling Refinery is what truckers call tanker trucks, whether they
contain fuel or not.
If a trucker mentions a Skateboard, don’t look for a teenager racing down the road. Look for an empty flatbed trailer.
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A Smokey refers
to a highway patrolman whose hat resembles that of Smokey the Bear.
A Thermos
Bottle to a trucker is a tractor pulling a trailer laden with chemicals.
When a trucker mentions that another vehicle is ‘Wearing their bumper out,’ you’ve just
been clued in that there is a tailgater up ahead.
A Wiggle Wagon
designates a truck pulling more than one trailer.
It’s
All in the Numbers
Another thing that truckers like to use are number
codes that work like a kind of shorthand.
While most drivers know that 10-4 means affirmative, there are a number
of other numerical codes used by truckers that most folks aren’t familiar with.
10-6 means “I’m busy right now. Please standby.”
10-7 is a way of signing off
10-8 is a way for one trucker to tell another they are
enroute
10-9 is a request to repeat the message
10-13 is a request for weather conditions
10-20 is how one trucker asks another for their
location (What’s your twenty, good buddy?)
10-33 is the way that truckers and cops announce an
emergency on a CB radio
10-36 is a request for the local time
10-100 is a bathroom break
Diane Tait
owns and operates A&B Insurance. To find out more about how you can save
money on truck insurance, go to her site or fill out the form at right.
Don't get your Buster Browns caught in your wiggle wagon, good buddy.
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ReplyDeleteI remember the CB craze of the 70's when a lot of people were using CB radios. This article does help those who are not initiated (or just forgot)! ;D
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